- watch the weather change -
Reblogged from jordinborbely
Can’t wait to see these guys again! It will be number 3 for me…I made a solemn vow that I would see them 12 times before I die. If that is even possible. I missed one opportunity so far…I am not letting that happen again. Best 2+ hours of my life, everytime.
(Source: 10-000days)
Reblogged from psilocymian
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
WHAT?! hahaha wooow. I wanna try this…hahaha
Reblogged from psilocymian
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
No Fuckin Way!! That is too funny!
Reblogged from psilocymian
Duuuuude…….Like limbless little dragons…beautiful, strong, and deadly. Respect.
( and going back to the owning wild animals post, this is something I would place into the ‘NOT pet material’ category. :0p )
Reblogged from weedporndaily
LOLOL This is such a good idea! But also…useless. Unless the compartments held like…an 8th. :0)
Reblogged from psilocymian
Oh look, it’s a giant Nightmare Factory and it’s blood-curdling brood.
Nature IS amazing. And also fuckin terrifying. ::shudder::
(Source: malformalady)
Reblogged from psilocymian
Totally awesome, but it reminds me to thank the gods for allowing me to be male this time around. So much work and effort JUST in the eyes…oi. LOL
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo)
Reblogged from psilocymian
AHHH! This is too good not to share! hahahaha :0D
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Reblogged from lemonylimeclementine
So today I found an owl in my backyard disorientated and scared so I wrapped him up in a blanket and rang the vet and his face in his blanket was the cutest thing i cant explain
awww
So people, this is actually a HUGE PROBLEM that has arisen from the Harry Potter films. The fact she was able to approach the owl and found it “disoriented and scared” probably means it was a pet abandoned in nature. Thousands of kids ran out and adopted pet owls, only to discover it was too much to take care of them and not what they expected and they are all releasing their owls into the wild when they don’t want to care for them anymore and the owls can’t survive because they were raised in captivity. These poor fucking owls are left outside to die, terrified and alone with no where to rest. It just makes me sick, the shit humans do WITHOUT THINKING.
Wait wait wait…you mean to tell me the natural world doesn’t behave exactly as the fictional world??
::Throws supposed Sorting Hat I got from Harry Potter World into the trash::
How about I tell you where YOU belong….
No but really, people are fucking stupid and forget the fact that the world is NOT fiction and Fiction does, in no way, reflect reality…hence FICTION. You can’t have a ‘pet’ that will understand what you say to it, because they do not speak or comprehand human languages. That owl chick you just bought from someone’s van marked ‘Majikul Kreetchers’ wont love or respect you or fly your mail to it’s recipient. In fact, it will probably bite or claw you and shit all over your house…BECAUSE ITS A WILD ANIMAL and you are not educated or trained in the care of such an animal.
On a side note: Dude, I can’t wait to take these four turtles I found and expose them to this random vial of radioactive ooze I also just found. Should work brilliantly.
Reblogged from weedporndaily
Ugh…I could go for a total system reboot right about now….or at the very least, end a few background processes.
